Total Medals Earned: 225 (From 45 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,340 Points
Medals Earned: 6/11 (120/475 points)
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Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/85 points)
Complete the first level.
Complete the second level.
Complete the game.
Complete the third level.
Complete the fourth level.
Complete the final level.
Medals Earned: 6/45 (35/1,440 points)
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Hut.
Build the Kitchen.
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Market.
Build the Workshop.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Activate the Forge.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Build a Boat.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (295/395 points)
Examine the Crime Scene
Examine the Second Crime Scene
Find A Way Into the Lust Nightclub
Find Oz his Skull Ring
Arrest Masayoshi
Solve the Case
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
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Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/345 points)
Start the game as a girl
View gifts
Collect 2000 pounds of chocolate
Last 10 seconds while you're out of fuel
Don't touch anything for 10 seconds
Travel up as high as possible
Get 10 fuel tanks in one round
Get hit 10 times in one round without a shield in one round
Kill 50 enemies in one round
Travel 50 miles in one trip
Travel 100 miles in one trip
Upgrade the chocolate drop rate to maximum
Buy the biggest gift
Buy everything in the store
Play a total of 5 hours
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
You maliciously killed everyone.
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (85/365 points)
Visit Gisbee
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Meet the bear
Survive a shipwreck
Ride a narwhal
Complete the path of the Spirit
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path